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RYAN GOSLING, AMERICA’S HERO.

Although he has yet to play a super hero on the big screen, Ryan Gosling is practically our modern-day Clark Kent –I’ll even let him rock the nerd glasses.

You might remember a little incident a few months ago where Ryan broke up a street fight in the middle of downtown Manhattan. Well, this week he was out in LA and saved a woman from getting hit by a taxi cab!

Yes! Like straight out of The Wedding Planner. Well sort of..

The woman, a disoriented European & self-proclaimed über feminist journalist from the UK forgot that she was standing on 6th Ave in NYC  and instead thought she was back in the homeland where cars drive on the opposite side of the road. Besides the fact that she’s an idiot & was probably on her phone or something, in comes Ryan Gosling and swoops her out of the way and saves her life. The irony.

Immediately after realizing who it was the woman did the obvious. She tweeted about it, DUH! But later, regretted her actions & began pointing fingers at American’s for being so stupid & superficial for making such a big deal about such a super hot celeb saving someone’s life. Well excuuuuuuussseeeee me little miss perfect.

This coming from the woman who bragged on Twitter about the incident immediately after it occurred.

Anyways, here is a bit of her Twitter rant:

I say he should have let her get hit by the bus, but that’s just me.

If you never saw the street fight video or didn’t believe me when I mentioned it earlier, here it is! & below is his adorable explanation as to what happened that day..

“I think that guy really was stealing that other guy’s painting, so I should have just kept my nose out of it,” Gosling recalled, “It was sad, because it turns out that I said to the guy, ‘Why are you doing this?’ he said, ‘Well he tried to steal my painting.’ I said, ‘How do you know?’ and he said, ‘Well he comes here every day and looks at my paintings,’ which means the guy was a fan, and so he wanted the painting so bad he had to steal it because he couldn’t afford it. So he finally steals the painting and then he’s getting his ass kicked by his hero, and then the guy from The Notebook shows up and makes it weirder.”

Gosling continued, “It’s just, the whole thing. Nobody wins, nobody won. I did not win. I had just come from the gymnasium, and I was all stretched out and feeling warmed up.”

SWOOOOOON <3

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THUG LIFE?

It’s no secret that Rihanna loves getting inked. With more than a dozen tattoos, the ‘Talk That Talk’ songstress clearly also walks the walk but her latest tat has everybody else talking too.

Rihanna got real hood this weekend in L.A. & channeled her inner Tupac by getting ‘THUG LIFE” tatted on her knuckles.

Ew.

But I mean, she’s kinda is about that life isn’t she?

When she’s not shooting high fashion editorials for Armani she smokes weed in public cause the po-lice don’t phase her lol.

What do you think about Rihanna’s new tattoo?

Once she tweeted a few pictures, Rihanna went on a recent Twitter rant promoting her newfound #THUGLIFE on Twitter.

Such a badass. NOT.

How about you do get a teardrop tatoo on your face Rihanna so you look utterly ridiculous, kinda like Gucci Mane.

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All’s Fair In Love & War.

Jenny from the block didn’t think she could be the only one rocking the cradle did she? Looks like ex-hubby Marc Anthony is giving her a taste of her own medicine.

Just weeks after announcing their divorce, J.Lo was spotted with a much younger backup dancer (dejavu anyone?) who has now become her official boo. Casper Smart & J.Lo have been seen everywhere together from Hawaii to our very own Miami where they spent New Year’s Eve at South Beach’s trendy Soho House.

This week Marc tweeted a picture of him & 24-year-old Venezuelan model, Shannon De Lima that has got a lot of people talking! It’s no secret that Marc has some sort of strange super power that attracts gorgeous women –remember ex-wife Dayanara?

Whatever it is, Marc does not take the phrase “anything you can do, I can do better” lightly. What do you think about Marc & J.Lo?!

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I’M BAACCCKKK.

I’ve been quite busy lately & a little uninspired so today, in honor of all of my Jewish friends, I dedicate this post to you.

If you hadn’t already heard, everyone’s favorite reggae inspired Hasidic Jew has shaved off his beard. Matisyahu took to Twitter last week and announced this to his fans:

“No more Chassidic reggae superstar. Sorry folks, all you get is me…no alias.When I started becoming religious 10 years ago it was a very natural and organic process.  It was my choice.  My journey :to discover my roots and explore Jewish spirituality—not through books but through real life.  At a certain point I felt the need to submit to a higher level of religiosity…to move away from my intuition and to accept an ultimate truth.  I felt that in order to become a good person I needed rules—lots of them—or else I would somehow fall apart.  I am reclaiming myself.  Trusting my goodness and my divine mission.Get ready for an amazing year filled with music of rebirth.  And for those concerned with my naked face, don’t worry…you haven’t seen the last of my facial hair.”

Who knew that face was underneath all of that beard?! He looks great & so much younger! I hope his comeback is as serious as that beard was. Can’t wait!

Anyways friends, Happy Hanukkah! I hope you eat lots of latkes & matzo balls! I leave you with one of my favorite holiday songs! I blame my Jewish grandma for my love of Hanukkah LOL.

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LADY GAGA VIDEO PREMIERE.

 

It wouldn’t be a Lady Gaga music video unless it was a short film, includes Gaga as multiple personalities wearing outfits that make you think “WTF?”, and in the end leaves you more confused than the movie Inception

With that being said, just when you thought it wasn’t possible to be any more confused by Gaga, here’s her latest video for ‘You & I’, a song that I’ve actually been waiting for a long time for & happens to be one of my favorites by her.

Gaga told her little monsters that the video would be her 1,000th tweet & she kept her word. She posted the video about an hour ago with this message,“You must love all + every part of me, as must I, for this complex + incomprehensible force to be true.” 

It’s already received over 13,000 likes but only 300 views. Hmmm, something tells me everyone is A.D.D. & couldn’t sit through the entire 6 minutes & 12 seconds of this shit.

I don’t blame them. Neither could I.

What’s the verdict? Dou you love it? Hate it? Think it’s artistic? Or just fucking weird?

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ARTIST OF THE WEEK: KREAYSHAWN.

Although she looks like Christina Aguilera in her Genie In A Bottle era, the Oakland rapper, singer, songwriter,  cinematographer, who smokes like Wiz Khalifa & sounds a bit like M.I.A, is no mouseketeer. This bitch is hardcore –down to her Goofy & Hello Kitty tats.

Being the head of the White Girl Mob is no easy task but Kreayshawn reps Oakland to the fullest in everything she does. Check out her official video for ‘Gucci Gucci’ below & download ‘Rich Whores’ for FREE on her site, http://kreayshawn.com/ & while you’re at it, you have to check out all of her work on http://cargocollective.com/kreayshawn. The girl has talent.

If any of you are in New York, Chicago, San Fran, L.A., or Philly you mightttt want to check her out. Click on the link to her site for dates & tickets.

Follow her on Twitter too @KREAYSHAWN cause she’s super fucking funny.

Obviously, I’m her new biggest fan. That is all. <3

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Planking: A Twitter Trend.


Twitter is known for some pretty obscure trending topics. Sometimes they make sense, other times they don’t. Last week, “Fried Koolaid” boggled my mind for hours. This week, it was “planking”.

At first, being the alcoholic that I am, I thought planking was a drinking game –I must say however, was very much disappointed. Then, I had visions of Peter Pan & Captain Hook. Still, I had no idea what planking was or why everyone seemed to be talking about it.

So now my friends, for all of you who are still confused about this “planking” trend, here you have it. It all started when Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas posted multiple pictures of him “planking” around his home. This then caused his teammate Dwight Howard to declare a “Plank waaaaaaarrrr” on Twitter. Since then, people all over the country have been posting pictures on the social network site of their crazy planking antics. Here are some of my favorites..

So there you have it –planking. Adults do it, children do it, even your dog can do it. Take a picture & post it on Twitter, all the cool kids are doing it ;)

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Pepe Billete For Mayor.

If you don’t already know who Pepe Billete is, you don’t deserve to call yourself a Miami-an but because I am so happy that the weekend is here, I will give you all a formal introduction:

Now, in honor of the Miami Heat’s ridiculously incredible win last night & their secured spot in the 2011 NBA Finals, I am sharing with you the following video because if you haven’t already seen it you’re missing out on some serious laughs.

Here I give you, Pepe’s Top Five Reasons Why The Heat Will Dominate The Eastern Conference Finals.

I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath from all the laughter. LOL

Can’t wait for the next video! But in the mean time, follow Pepe Billete on Twitter @EscoriaFilms because he has ridiculously funny chusma things to say & you know you find that reffy shit funny ;) 

Pepe Billete For Mayor!

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Say My Name, Say My Name.

The man who now goes by the name of Diddy –whom I still refer to as Puffy, is changing his name once again. This time however, it’s only temporary –like, for a week.

In honor of his “comeback” from the flu, (yes, the flu) Diddy want’s people to call him “Swag” this week.

“Now, ya’ll know I’ve gone as Puff, Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, King Combs, my real name is Sean Combs and for a week, this week only, you can call me by my new name. My new name is Swag.”

I wish this was a joke, but sadly it is not. He even created a new Twitter account for the week where his fans can leave him messages expressing what swag means to them.

Here’s one for you Diddy, swag is not having to publicly change your name to swag. Idiot.

What do you guys think of this name change??

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ARTIST OF THE WEEK: DREW TABOR.

A few months ago I discovered Danny Vola on YouTube (& if you haven’t heard of him yet you MUST CLICK THIS RIGHT NOW because he’s amazing & is really getting a lot of exposure now). But this post isn’t about Danny, it’s about a girl who might as well be the female version of him.

Drew Tabor is an aspiring musician living in LA, & her version of Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ is out of this world. She completely transforms the song into her own & nails it. I’m not a huge fan of ‘Super Bass’ but I absolutely love love love Drew’s cover. Check it out below!

My wish come true would be for Danny Vola & Drew Tabor to perform together. Make it happen guys & spread the word about these two!!

For more Drew covers & original music, check out her YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/drewby1xo

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