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There’s A Situation.

I’m sure you’ve all been hearing about the latest scandal between Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation, but if your only outlet to the entertainment world is through Suzie Says (which is totally understandable), I’m here to fill you in with the buzz.

Basically, the douche in this situation (no pun intended) is Abercrombie & Fitch. Shocking, I know because most of the time the Situation is the douche but not today and here is why.  Abercrombie & Fitch sent out a press release saying this,

“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” a rep for the clothier said. “We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”

WTF? I understand, you don’t want potential buyers to think that Abercrombie is cool cause the Jersey Whores Shore cast wears it. But let’s be real, if it wasn’t for them occasionally wearing a pair of your sweatpants no one would even remember you exist anymore.

Although the group probably owns more diamond encrusted Ed Hardy apparel than actual Abercrombie merchandise, Abercrombie looks like the ultimate hypocritical douchebag because they came out with this shirt..

Oh & this one..

Thanks Pauly for the TwitPic! Yeah.

What do you think??

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Thursdays Are Jersdays Once Again.

Fist pumping Thursday Jersdays are finally back in my life & I couldn’t be happier. It might even be the cause behind my unexplainable happiness this morning now that I come to think of it. The guidos surprised me with the stupidity & uncontrollable laughter last night that I had been lacking in for months while being without them and it was awesome!

Although some of the cast members look slightly different in a positive way (except for Vinny who I think looked exactly the same with his invisible “beard”), they haven’t changed one bit. It was only a few minutes in to the episode before Snooki said something that made you think “seriously?!”, or Sammi swore for the one millionth time that she was over Ron this time & really happy, or Mike tried to sabotage a relationship & “get it in” with a roommate, & of course it wouldn’t be an episode of the Jersey Shore without two of the roommates exchanging saliva at a club.

The first show was everything I wanted it to be. It was an Italian masterpiece. A work of art. Perfection.

What do you see in the future of this season?! I wanna know!

PS- Thank the DVR Gods for my fast forward button because if I seriously had to sit through one of those 6 hour energy commercials every single commercial break I think I would have to shoot myself.

That is all :)

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It’s Almost Time To Fist Pump!

I must say, when I first heard about the Jersey Shore going to Italy for Season 4 I wasn’t too sure how the season would turn out. With all the drama and limitations the Italian Prime Minister was putting on MTV I thought it would be a bore. But after watching this trailer I don’t know how I ever doubted my guidos.

The roommates are still getting punched, Mike & Ronnie still go off on roid rages, Snooki is still doing cartwheels & flashing her cuca to the world, Pauly & Vinnie become more guido than I even thought was possible, JWow’s boobs are bigger than ever, Deena is still class in a glass a party in a body  and for a little while I even forgot Sammie was there. It’s exactly like all the rest of the seasons!

Whether you love or hate it –but secretly love it, check out the trailer below & start fist pumping cause August 4th is right around the corner! I cannot wait!

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Mike “The Situation” Disses Jersey.

It’s only a matter of time before Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino becomes another city’s situation.

The reality tv star turned Dancing With the Stars “star” told George Lopez on George Lopez Tonight,  “I love it out here, I’m definitely gonna move out  here.”

Reports are saying that someone close to Sitch says,  “He’s gone all Hollywood now. He thinks he’s better than everyone and has gotten a huge head. He wants to be hanging out with Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise now not the folks at the Jersey Shore.”

Ummm sorry to burst your bubble “bro”, but you are not a celebrity & neither Cameron Diaz nor Tom Cruise want to hang out with you. In fact, I’m sure not even their assistants want to hang out with you.

People just want to make fun of you & the ridiculous nonsense that comes out of your mouth. You weren’t really welcomed in Miami & I’m sure Hollywood doesn’t really want you either..unless you bring along Snooki of course :)

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