Tag Archives: Snooki

& THEN COMES THE BEER IN THE BABY CARRIAGE..

Some pictures really are worth a thousand words; others are just worth one.

WOW is all I have to say after finding this one online. Snooki hasn’t had her bambino yet but she sure is getting use of that stroller before he/she gets here.

The question is, where will she put all the beer once the baby arrives?! Perhaps she should consider a double-stroller.

With all of the unexplainable success behind Snooki’s two books, I wouldn’t be surprised if her next book venture includes some motherly advice for mother’s-to-be. In a recent interview with Us Weekly, Snooks shared some advice to the world. Brace yourselves..

“Me and Jionni have made a rule: If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child,” she explained, “We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!”

Of course.

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South Beach Hotel Home To Brand New Reality Series.

Hello again friends! Life has taken quite the exciting turn for me recently & I’ve been much busier than usual –hard to believe I know but it’s true. Any who, I’m back with some very exciting news as usual! I know you’ve missed me ;)

Let’s face it, ever since Snooki announced she was having a little bambino a little piece of hearts broke because we knew the Jersey Shore saga would never be the same. I mean, what’s fun about a preggo guidette who can’t drink, get sloppy, and do regretful things on national television? No worries my friends, fear no more! The CW is bringing you a brand new reality show to laugh & make fun of get addicted to and this time it’s based in our very own backyard.

Picture this.. 10 young, hot, hotel employees at the Catalina Hotel on South Beach. Some used to date, some are best friends, some are new to the crew. They work together, they party together, and it’s all a recipe for some drama!

The Catalina will air on Tuesday nights beginning one week from today from 8 to 9pm ET on the CW. Can’t wait!

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Shore Shower.

Honestly, I haven’t watched a Jersey Shore episode since Mike got in to a fight with a wall in Italy, but this clip was just too ridiculous not to share lol.

Watch a sneak peek of what goes on in tomorrow’s episode of Jersey Shore & find out the true meaning of a “Shore Shower”. So gross! Even for you Snooks!

I can’t.

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Who Wore It Worse?

As you all know, Beyonce’s baby announcement the MTV VMA’s were on Sunday night. Although I must admit I haven’t watched it, yet there are two things keep popping up everywhere that I just don’t want to see anymore.

I don’t know what’s worse, Lady Gaga dressed as a man or Justin Bieber trying to look like a man with those stupid glasses & Kanye West’s outfit from last year. And cheetah shoes? Who are you, Snooki? I don’t understand him or why he felt the need to carry around a snake the entire time. This was not the Bring Your Pet To School edition of Show & Tell, it’s the freaking VMA’s so leave Johnson at home.

Although I can go on forever making fun of the Biebs, I have to say Gaga takes the cake once again. She’s seriously disturbing in drag. I just can’t.

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Thursdays Are Jersdays Once Again.

Fist pumping Thursday Jersdays are finally back in my life & I couldn’t be happier. It might even be the cause behind my unexplainable happiness this morning now that I come to think of it. The guidos surprised me with the stupidity & uncontrollable laughter last night that I had been lacking in for months while being without them and it was awesome!

Although some of the cast members look slightly different in a positive way (except for Vinny who I think looked exactly the same with his invisible “beard”), they haven’t changed one bit. It was only a few minutes in to the episode before Snooki said something that made you think “seriously?!”, or Sammi swore for the one millionth time that she was over Ron this time & really happy, or Mike tried to sabotage a relationship & “get it in” with a roommate, & of course it wouldn’t be an episode of the Jersey Shore without two of the roommates exchanging saliva at a club.

The first show was everything I wanted it to be. It was an Italian masterpiece. A work of art. Perfection.

What do you see in the future of this season?! I wanna know!

PS- Thank the DVR Gods for my fast forward button because if I seriously had to sit through one of those 6 hour energy commercials every single commercial break I think I would have to shoot myself.

That is all :)

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It’s Almost Time To Fist Pump!

I must say, when I first heard about the Jersey Shore going to Italy for Season 4 I wasn’t too sure how the season would turn out. With all the drama and limitations the Italian Prime Minister was putting on MTV I thought it would be a bore. But after watching this trailer I don’t know how I ever doubted my guidos.

The roommates are still getting punched, Mike & Ronnie still go off on roid rages, Snooki is still doing cartwheels & flashing her cuca to the world, Pauly & Vinnie become more guido than I even thought was possible, JWow’s boobs are bigger than ever, Deena is still class in a glass a party in a body  and for a little while I even forgot Sammie was there. It’s exactly like all the rest of the seasons!

Whether you love or hate it –but secretly love it, check out the trailer below & start fist pumping cause August 4th is right around the corner! I cannot wait!

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Snooki Slims Down.

Our favorite pint-size, 4’9″ Guidette should no longer be referred to as a “meatball” but as a “baby carrot” because she’s been going hard at the gym!

Snooki has made it public on Twitter for a while now that she has been taking her “G” very seriously, (possibly even more serious than her “T”). Anyways, she recently tweeted:

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club, I’m wondering when Golds closes lol #motivated.”

“Dying at the gym! Can’t feel maaaa legs!!! (Forest Gump Voice) Jennnayyyy help mehh @JENNIWOWW

“Sleep! Early GTL tomorrow <3 mwAh tweedos !”

#beastmode at the gym with @Ryder__!!! Raaaa”

“Water is my new best friend. #dieting

And it’s no joke! Check out the before and after pic I’ve posted below! The “after” pic was just posted by Snooki 3 days ago. Who knew our little Guidette could turn in to such an inspiration?! Do I smell a “GTL” book in the future? LOL What do you think of Snooki’s new bod??

BEFORE

AFTER



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From The Streets To TV Screens.

Nowadays, anyone can go from living regular life to a celebrity life in less than 15 minutes, and for some it lasts much longer than just 15 minutes –just look at Snooki. But is it a smart thing to give a homeless, alcoholic, crack addict a shot at stardom? We’re about to find out because Ted Williams, better known as “the man with the golden voice” is next in line for reality television stardom.

In just two weeks “Second Chances At Life” will begin to capture Williams’ daily life as he struggles to rebuild his personal & professional life. They’re also already talking about a second season where other talented homeless people will be featured.

There are also rumors about a movie & a book deal. Not to be a Debbie Downer, but who wants to bet this guy will be homeless again after he makes all of this money & blows it on his old habbits? He was already given the chance to join a rehab center & left early after just a few days against doctor’s orders.

So sad. What do YOU think??

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The Guidos Take On ITALIA.

Our favorite guidos got some good news today, it appears that MTV has decided to get the Jersey Shore cast on the air for yet another season & this time ITALIA will have the pleasure of hosting the hot messes!

Snooki went on Twitter today & announced “Just heard the most amazing news! WOHOOO! ;) @JENNIWOWW @DJPaulyD @VINNYGUADAGNINO @MTVsammi @MTVRonnie @ItsTheSituation @DeenaNicoleMTV”.

Then, Pauly D tweeted, “OOooh I Lovee Italy This Time A Yeah !!!!”

So does this mean we’re still gonna have to sit through another season of Sammi & her roller coaster of bipolar emotions?! I hope not. I really hope she finds herself a hot italian sausage to make the experience a little more pleasurable for the both of us because I’m so over her!

I also hope that they don’t make us American’s look even worse while they’re over there. We all know Europeans think Americans are stupid & spoiled. What a great group to send over lmao! Can you imagine Snooki getting arrested overseas?! Do these people even speak Italian?!

I have a feeling the next season is going to be great!

Season 4 will begin filming this Spring & air sometime at the end of this year. Can’t wait!!

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Snooki Gets Dropped In Jersey.

After NYC denied Snooki’s New Year’s Eve hamster ball stunt, our favorite guidette had to take her talents or lack there of back to Jersey.

The stunt that MTV had contracted Snooki to do had to be cancelled because apparently MTV had not obtained the proper permits to pull off such an event. So instead, Snooki will be dropped in Jersey –where she belongs lol.

The “ball drop” was filmed yesterday in New Jersey in front of a huge crowd and will be aired tonight on MTV’s Annual New Year’s Eve coverage. Check out the pics below of Snooks looking like a real live leopard hamster lol!

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