Tag Archives: Nicole Polizzi

& THEN COMES THE BEER IN THE BABY CARRIAGE..

Some pictures really are worth a thousand words; others are just worth one.

WOW is all I have to say after finding this one online. Snooki hasn’t had her bambino yet but she sure is getting use of that stroller before he/she gets here.

The question is, where will she put all the beer once the baby arrives?! Perhaps she should consider a double-stroller.

With all of the unexplainable success behind Snooki’s two books, I wouldn’t be surprised if her next book venture includes some motherly advice for mother’s-to-be. In a recent interview with Us Weekly, Snooks shared some advice to the world. Brace yourselves..

“Me and Jionni have made a rule: If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child,” she explained, “We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!”

Of course.

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Shore Shower.

Honestly, I haven’t watched a Jersey Shore episode since Mike got in to a fight with a wall in Italy, but this clip was just too ridiculous not to share lol.

Watch a sneak peek of what goes on in tomorrow’s episode of Jersey Shore & find out the true meaning of a “Shore Shower”. So gross! Even for you Snooks!

I can’t.

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Thursdays Are Jersdays Once Again.

Fist pumping Thursday Jersdays are finally back in my life & I couldn’t be happier. It might even be the cause behind my unexplainable happiness this morning now that I come to think of it. The guidos surprised me with the stupidity & uncontrollable laughter last night that I had been lacking in for months while being without them and it was awesome!

Although some of the cast members look slightly different in a positive way (except for Vinny who I think looked exactly the same with his invisible “beard”), they haven’t changed one bit. It was only a few minutes in to the episode before Snooki said something that made you think “seriously?!”, or Sammi swore for the one millionth time that she was over Ron this time & really happy, or Mike tried to sabotage a relationship & “get it in” with a roommate, & of course it wouldn’t be an episode of the Jersey Shore without two of the roommates exchanging saliva at a club.

The first show was everything I wanted it to be. It was an Italian masterpiece. A work of art. Perfection.

What do you see in the future of this season?! I wanna know!

PS- Thank the DVR Gods for my fast forward button because if I seriously had to sit through one of those 6 hour energy commercials every single commercial break I think I would have to shoot myself.

That is all :)

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It’s Almost Time To Fist Pump!

I must say, when I first heard about the Jersey Shore going to Italy for Season 4 I wasn’t too sure how the season would turn out. With all the drama and limitations the Italian Prime Minister was putting on MTV I thought it would be a bore. But after watching this trailer I don’t know how I ever doubted my guidos.

The roommates are still getting punched, Mike & Ronnie still go off on roid rages, Snooki is still doing cartwheels & flashing her cuca to the world, Pauly & Vinnie become more guido than I even thought was possible, JWow’s boobs are bigger than ever, Deena is still class in a glass a party in a body  and for a little while I even forgot Sammie was there. It’s exactly like all the rest of the seasons!

Whether you love or hate it –but secretly love it, check out the trailer below & start fist pumping cause August 4th is right around the corner! I cannot wait!

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Snooki Slims Down.

Our favorite pint-size, 4’9″ Guidette should no longer be referred to as a “meatball” but as a “baby carrot” because she’s been going hard at the gym!

Snooki has made it public on Twitter for a while now that she has been taking her “G” very seriously, (possibly even more serious than her “T”). Anyways, she recently tweeted:

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club, I’m wondering when Golds closes lol #motivated.”

“Dying at the gym! Can’t feel maaaa legs!!! (Forest Gump Voice) Jennnayyyy help mehh @JENNIWOWW

“Sleep! Early GTL tomorrow <3 mwAh tweedos !”

#beastmode at the gym with @Ryder__!!! Raaaa”

“Water is my new best friend. #dieting

And it’s no joke! Check out the before and after pic I’ve posted below! The “after” pic was just posted by Snooki 3 days ago. Who knew our little Guidette could turn in to such an inspiration?! Do I smell a “GTL” book in the future? LOL What do you think of Snooki’s new bod??

BEFORE

AFTER



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Snooki Gets Dropped In Jersey.

After NYC denied Snooki’s New Year’s Eve hamster ball stunt, our favorite guidette had to take her talents or lack there of back to Jersey.

The stunt that MTV had contracted Snooki to do had to be cancelled because apparently MTV had not obtained the proper permits to pull off such an event. So instead, Snooki will be dropped in Jersey –where she belongs lol.

The “ball drop” was filmed yesterday in New Jersey in front of a huge crowd and will be aired tonight on MTV’s Annual New Year’s Eve coverage. Check out the pics below of Snooks looking like a real live leopard hamster lol!

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