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Because a tattoo is more permanent than a marriage.

Chad Johnson, Pepe, Ochocinco.

Whatever you know him as, you know that his career and his relationship as we know it, are dunzo –at least for the time being.

After a ridiculously short marriage that even puts Kim Kardashian to shame, Chad & Eve are no more. His start as a Miami Dolphin is no more (although that actually might save him a little shame), and his third shot at a reality television show is no more.

But lets face it, everyone knows reality shows based around newlyweds only end up in divorce, so maybe this was the universe’s way of saying “let’s just save some face & get this over with.”

Regardless of everything, I feel bad for the guy. Mostly, because I follow him on Twitter and ever since this whole novela occurred, he’s been pretty quiet. My Twitter feed isn’t nearly as entertaining as it was pre-headbutt and it’s devastating. But I also feel bad because regardless if he really did buy those condoms at Walgreen’s and actually use them on some groupie, I have reason to believe that Evelyn Lozada is a fucking nutcase and most likely instigated the entire fight. I mean, have you ever watched an episode of Basketball Wives? She is vicious.

Anyways, it is what it is. He did an unforgivable thing by hitting her, and she has all the right to want a divorce. She made it pretty clear in her interview with Nightline that she wants nothing to do with him and thinks he needs help. But let’s be real, even Rihanna’s beating didn’t keep her away from Chris Brown.

So what does Chad do to get his woman back? No, he doesn’t start therapy sessions, he gets a tattoo of Evelyn’s face on the side of his leg. Thoughts?




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In the spirit of Thanksgiving here are the Top 5 Suzie Says is thankful for!

  • One of my favorite NYC restaurants is opening up in Miami! If you’ve never seen the movie Serendipity, or have never eaten anything off the world’s largest menu you are seriously missing out! Serendipity 3 will open up on Lincoln Road by the end of the year! I can’t wait for some Frozen Hot Chocolate! Yum!

  • There may still be an NBA lockout & it’s unfortunate we can’t watch our Miami Heat play, but at least we can be thankful for the Miami Marlins & our brand new stadium right? I can’t wait!

  • While France government banned Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’ video from being played on any of their channels, we can be thankful that our country isn’t so uptight. So watch the video all you want & be thankful!
  • As some of you may know, I’m over the Kardashians. All of them, even Bruce. I’ve unfollowed them on Twitter & refused to vote for Rob on Dancing with the Stars. It’s serious. So this is why I am so thankful that this season none of the Kardashians will be “taking” Miami. This city is ours, go take New York.
  • & last but not least, while the rest of the country has seen crazy amounts of snow since October ,we Miami residents can be thankful for our amazing weather year round! Pool party anyone?



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Serial Clone Daters.

Lately, I’ve noticed a few people in my real life (who I have chosen to keep anonymous) who are serial clone daters. What is a serial clone dater you ask? It’s simply a term I’ve come up with for guys & girls who date people who look exactly like their exes. It’s quite strange if you ask me & honestly, just plain creepy.

 A few weeks ago I read about how Leonardo DiCaprio’s last 3 girlfriends have all been 21-25 and look strikingly similar. Just check it out below..

And now I find out that Reggie Bush has been dating the Old Navy Kim Kardashian look-a-like Melissa Molinaro!

Hello?! Does anyone else find this creepy?!

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Kardashian Christmas Card.

The holiday season can usually either bring out the best or the worst in people. While some people forget the true reason for the season, they worry more about outshining everyone else. Who’s house on the block will look most like the North Pole? Who in the office will bring the best dish to the christmas party? Who’s Christmas card family picture will be the most original? And well, if any family loves to shine, it’s definitely the Kardashians.

This year, they went all out with a professional shoot & designer wardrobe. But if you ask me, although it is ultra fabulous, there’s nothing “jolly” or “Christmasy” about their choice. It actually looks a little depressing. Check out this year’s family Christmas card including even Lamar Odom & everyone’s favorite, Scott Disick.

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Kardashians Aren’t As Business Savvy As They Thought.

While having huge success in the entertainment side of their lives, the Kardashian sisters seem to be lacking success on most aspects of their business lives.

A few weeks ago it was announced that the Kardashian’s had launched a debit card for teens and young adults, and a week ago that credit card was cancelled because the prepaid MasterCard-branded card carried “outrageous” fees — which is bad news for the financially irresponsible who the card was aimed at.

Fortunately, only 250 people were dumb enough to purchase this ridiculous card & they will have 30 days to continue using it before it becomes completely useless.

Now, word is spreading that the sisters’ clothing store, DASH won’t be doing so well. In a column for the New York Times, reporter Jon Calamanica did a review on the NYC boutique and the review was not a positive one. 

According to Calamanica, the store is filled with over priced knockoffs, synthetic fibers, and clothes that comes in two sizes of fit –vacuum-sealed and hot-air balloon.

But DASH isn’t the only one getting bad reviews. The sisters also have a deal with Bebe that began as a collaboration in February that will soon be coming to end. Emilia Fabricant, the president of Bebe says, “We need to move with fashion and we want to be first in the fashion world with everybody else and not fall behind. We are definitely assessing the situation”.

Ouch! I guess the sisters are out, but who will be in?

What are YOUR thoughts on Kourtney, Kim, & Khloe?

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Celebs For A Cause.

The Keep A Child Alive Organization who provides care & support to families affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa & India held their annual Black Ball yesterday where lots of celebrities joined in.

Celebs like co-founder Alicia Keys, Swiss Beatz, Kim Kardashian, Ryan Seacrest, Katie Holmes, Usher & Jay Sean are all supporters of Keep A Child Alive & recently did a shoot wearing “Buy A Life” shirts with a bar code on them.

To join in on the cause, just download the StickyBits or WiMO app and scan any of the celebrity’s shirt. You can also text “KIM” or “USHER”(or the names of the other celebs participating) to 90999 to make a $5 donation.

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Kim K has Bieber Fever.

A few weeks ago pictures surfaced of Kim Kardashian splashing around a beach in the Bahamas with none other than my favorite person ever, Justin Bieber. This was weird for obvious reasons.

Now, it all makes a little more sense, but it’s still very weird & even a little disturbing.

Apparently, Kim & Justin were in the Bahamas together because they were doing a photo shoot for Elle magazine. The theme of the photo shoot was “The Graduate”, you know the classic movie where the older woman seduces the younger man. The two were photographed in lingerie & running along the beach holding hands.

Am I the only one thinking WTF?! Check out the pics & tell me what YOU think. I would really like to know LOL!

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Kim Kardashian Gets Waxed!

Is Kim moving to New York??

Not exactly, but her hot pink dress wearing wax figure will be there! Kim Kardashian’s wax figure was revealed today at Madame Tussauds in NYC in front of a large crowd of fans & press.

Kim & her mom-ager Chris Jenner were both there & seemed to be really excited about the results.

The wax figure came as a surprise to most of Kim’s fans. She had been updating her Twitter lately with weird pictures of her body molds LOL!

*Special thanks to FOX reporter, Mary Quinn O’Connor who was at the event & took these pics!

Do YOU think the wax figure looks like Kim??

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Kardashian Update.

I think I spoke too soon, or maybe I jinxed it. Woops! But it looks like Khloe & her baby bump was the only truth to my last post about the Kardashians.

Apparently, Kim is super upset about her & Reggie appearing on the cover of OK! Magazine because they never even asked her if the rumors were true, and sadly they are not. That’s gotta be a little embarassing :/

As for Kourtney Kardashian, it looks like she’s definitely not living the happily ever after life we all imagined. She split up with baby daddy Scott Disick after he pulled a Spencer Pratt & went nutso on her and even moved back to California & left him in Miami.

Scott flashed his (blurred) genitals, got wasted, punched walls & ended up bloody on the floor, & then in a hospital bed. Reports are saying that his behavior was so outrageous that it reminded Kris Jenner of O.J. Simpson (who went to trial for the murder of her good friend Nicole Brown Simpson). Scary!

This is really sad, but at least it will make for an entertaining season 2 of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami which starts June 13th :x

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Kardashian’s Happily Ever After.

As OK! Magazine revelaed this week, Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush are back together & apparently Kris Jenner is to thank.

The magazine reported that Kris called Reggie & “pleaded” for them to get back together. Was being around Kim really getting that depressing that she had to beg? I wonder how long this will last..

And for more news on the Kardashian’s, Khloe & Lamar have officially announced that they are expecting a baby! That’s gonna be one huge baby :x

Check out the cover of OK! Magazine!

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