Chad Johnson, Pepe, Ochocinco.
Whatever you know him as, you know that his career and his relationship as we know it, are dunzo –at least for the time being.
After a ridiculously short marriage that even puts Kim Kardashian to shame, Chad & Eve are no more. His start as a Miami Dolphin is no more (although that actually might save him a little shame), and his third shot at a reality television show is no more.
But lets face it, everyone knows reality shows based around newlyweds only end up in divorce, so maybe this was the universe’s way of saying “let’s just save some face & get this over with.”
Regardless of everything, I feel bad for the guy. Mostly, because I follow him on Twitter and ever since this whole novela occurred, he’s been pretty quiet. My Twitter feed isn’t nearly as entertaining as it was pre-headbutt and it’s devastating. But I also feel bad because regardless if he really did buy those condoms at Walgreen’s and actually use them
on some groupie, I have reason to believe that Evelyn Lozada is a fucking nutcase and most likely instigated the entire fight. I mean, have you ever watched an episode of Basketball Wives? She is vicious.
Anyways, it is what it is. He did an unforgivable thing by hitting her, and she has all the right to want a divorce. She made it pretty clear in her interview with Nightline that she wants nothing to do with him and thinks he needs help. But let’s be real, even Rihanna’s beating didn’t keep her away from Chris Brown.
So what does Chad do to get his woman back? No, he doesn’t start therapy sessions, he gets a tattoo of Evelyn’s face on the side of his leg. Thoughts?