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Because a tattoo is more permanent than a marriage.

Chad Johnson, Pepe, Ochocinco.

Whatever you know him as, you know that his career and his relationship as we know it, are dunzo –at least for the time being.

After a ridiculously short marriage that even puts Kim Kardashian to shame, Chad & Eve are no more. His start as a Miami Dolphin is no more (although that actually might save him a little shame), and his third shot at a reality television show is no more.

But lets face it, everyone knows reality shows based around newlyweds only end up in divorce, so maybe this was the universe’s way of saying “let’s just save some face & get this over with.”

Regardless of everything, I feel bad for the guy. Mostly, because I follow him on Twitter and ever since this whole novela occurred, he’s been pretty quiet. My Twitter feed isn’t nearly as entertaining as it was pre-headbutt and it’s devastating. But I also feel bad because regardless if he really did buy those condoms at Walgreen’s and actually use them on some groupie, I have reason to believe that Evelyn Lozada is a fucking nutcase and most likely instigated the entire fight. I mean, have you ever watched an episode of Basketball Wives? She is vicious.

Anyways, it is what it is. He did an unforgivable thing by hitting her, and she has all the right to want a divorce. She made it pretty clear in her interview with Nightline that she wants nothing to do with him and thinks he needs help. But let’s be real, even Rihanna’s beating didn’t keep her away from Chris Brown.

So what does Chad do to get his woman back? No, he doesn’t start therapy sessions, he gets a tattoo of Evelyn’s face on the side of his leg. Thoughts?

 

 

 

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All’s Fair In Love & War.

Jenny from the block didn’t think she could be the only one rocking the cradle did she? Looks like ex-hubby Marc Anthony is giving her a taste of her own medicine.

Just weeks after announcing their divorce, J.Lo was spotted with a much younger backup dancer (dejavu anyone?) who has now become her official boo. Casper Smart & J.Lo have been seen everywhere together from Hawaii to our very own Miami where they spent New Year’s Eve at South Beach’s trendy Soho House.

This week Marc tweeted a picture of him & 24-year-old Venezuelan model, Shannon De Lima that has got a lot of people talking! It’s no secret that Marc has some sort of strange super power that attracts gorgeous women –remember ex-wife Dayanara?

Whatever it is, Marc does not take the phrase “anything you can do, I can do better” lightly. What do you think about Marc & J.Lo?!

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Un-Happily Ever After.

Although it’s not shocking, it’s certainly worth writing about because everyone enjoys some scandalous news.

After only 6-months of dating, a 2-million-dollar 20.5 carat engagement ring, & an over the top wedding extravaganza that probably cost the E! network just as much money as the Kardashians to pull off, & only 72 days of wedded bliss Kim K & Kris Humphries are no more.

According to reports Kim filed for divorce this morning with “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split. Many people can probably say they saw this coming & with all of the recent rumors buzzing lately about trouble between the newlyweds, it was only a matter of time before the news became official.

Earlier this month the pair was spotted solo more than together & both were seen without their über expensive wedding bands several times. Kris was also spotted out & about with other women & Kim has been vacationing without her man as well as showing up to appearances without him.

So now that this “Fairy tale Wedding” is wrap, when can I catch the E True Hollywood Divorce Special?!

The first few short months of the former couple’s marriage is documented in the second series of Kim & Kourtney Take New York which airs November 27th. On that note, I leave you with my favorite Kris Humphries quote of the season,

“How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?” Kim asks Kris when he suggests they move to his hometown. His response? “Baby, by the time you have kids and they’re in school, nobody will probably care about you.”

Update: Kim just released the following ever so predictable politically correct statement

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

 

 

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Eva Longoria Tatted Fo Life.

Everyone’s already heard the news about Eva Longoria filing for divorce from NBA hubby Tony Parker, but what many people don’t know is that Eva is now left with three painful reminders of her unsuccessful marriage.

Eva has three tattoos dedicated to Tony. After they got married they both got their wedding date tattooed on themselves; Tony on his ring finger & Eva on her wrist. Eva also has the number nine on the back of her neck after Tony’s Spurs jersey number, as well as his initials somewhere private.

Well, thankfully there’s such a thing as laser removal :/

This should be a reminder to ALL not to get tattoos for your man or woman.

So sad.

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