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MIAMI’S OWN ON DANCING WITH THE STARS.

& no thankfully it won’t be Pitbull representing the 305, I’m talking about “Mexico’s Brad Pitt”. William Levy might be considered a “super estrella” in the Cuban community of Miami, but after the premiere of this season’s Dancing With The Stars, I wouldn’t doubt that the entire country will be on the Levy train.

The telenovela star who most recently appeared in one of J.Lo’s music video ‘I’m Into You’, has been chosen to be one the contestants on the reality competition show. I’m just going out on a limb here, but between his ridiculously hot body, charming face, & the Cuban rhythm running through his blood, this guy can potentially be the last man standing.

While many are complaining about the lack of actual “stars” in this season’s cast, I would have to disagree.

First of all, Steve Urkel is on the show. That should be enough celebrity for anyone who watched television in the 90’s. Also, Gladys Knight will be staring as the old person. Donald Driver of the Green Bay Packers will be your male athletic connection. Gavin Degraw will be playing the pop star who’s been absent from the pop world for a while and needs to make a comeback. Then you have Maria Menounos, one of my idols. She is obviously only the show because they needed a hot female contestant to attract somewhat of a male audience. The rest of the people don’t really matter. And then of course there is William Levy <3 Sighhhh.

So there you have it! My expert analysis on this year’s Dancing With The Stars contestants. Be sure to watch the show premiering March 19th on ABC.

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Mike “The Situation” Disses Jersey.

It’s only a matter of time before Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino becomes another city’s situation.

The reality tv star turned Dancing With the Stars “star” told George Lopez on George Lopez Tonight,  “I love it out here, I’m definitely gonna move out  here.”

Reports are saying that someone close to Sitch says,  “He’s gone all Hollywood now. He thinks he’s better than everyone and has gotten a huge head. He wants to be hanging out with Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise now not the folks at the Jersey Shore.”

Ummm sorry to burst your bubble “bro”, but you are not a celebrity & neither Cameron Diaz nor Tom Cruise want to hang out with you. In fact, I’m sure not even their assistants want to hang out with you.

People just want to make fun of you & the ridiculous nonsense that comes out of your mouth. You weren’t really welcomed in Miami & I’m sure Hollywood doesn’t really want you either..unless you bring along Snooki of course :)

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Bristol Dancing With the Stars.

Not only does Dancing With The Stars recruit washed up actors & singers for their dancing line up, but apparently they’re also going after the irrelevant.

Bristol Palin is the newest addition to this season’s contestants.

-crickets-

Yeah, exactly. Who the hell wants to see Bristol Palin dance around in glittery costumes? No one. Not even Levi.

Harsh I know, but doesn’t this girl have a baby to take care of..by herself?! Maybe she wants to try & lose the baby fat while getting exposure? I don’t know but this show is getting ridic. First she guest “stars” on an eppisode of Glee, and now this. This is all just too much for me. 

 Apparently she wants to bring the baby with her to LA ,and her mom, Sarah Palin wants to sit front row at every show. Cause clearly she has nothing better to do.

What do YOU think? Will the show be a hit or miss with Bristol added in the mix?

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