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Because a tattoo is more permanent than a marriage.

Chad Johnson, Pepe, Ochocinco.

Whatever you know him as, you know that his career and his relationship as we know it, are dunzo –at least for the time being.

After a ridiculously short marriage that even puts Kim Kardashian to shame, Chad & Eve are no more. His start as a Miami Dolphin is no more (although that actually might save him a little shame), and his third shot at a reality television show is no more.

But lets face it, everyone knows reality shows based around newlyweds only end up in divorce, so maybe this was the universe’s way of saying “let’s just save some face & get this over with.”

Regardless of everything, I feel bad for the guy. Mostly, because I follow him on Twitter and ever since this whole novela occurred, he’s been pretty quiet. My Twitter feed isn’t nearly as entertaining as it was pre-headbutt and it’s devastating. But I also feel bad because regardless if he really did buy those condoms at Walgreen’s and actually use them on some groupie, I have reason to believe that Evelyn Lozada is a fucking nutcase and most likely instigated the entire fight. I mean, have you ever watched an episode of Basketball Wives? She is vicious.

Anyways, it is what it is. He did an unforgivable thing by hitting her, and she has all the right to want a divorce. She made it pretty clear in her interview with Nightline that she wants nothing to do with him and thinks he needs help. But let’s be real, even Rihanna’s beating didn’t keep her away from Chris Brown.

So what does Chad do to get his woman back? No, he doesn’t start therapy sessions, he gets a tattoo of Evelyn’s face on the side of his leg. Thoughts?




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Miami fashionistas get ready for your newest shopping addiction! After years of the rumors, waiting, whining, & having to travel elsewhere to get your shop on at H&M, it’s finally opened up at home!

The real H&M replacing the old Lincoln Theater is still under massive construction, but the lovely people at H&M love Miami so much they decided to open up shop on the corner of Lincoln & Meridian for the meantime. I mean, it’s the least they could do! How Miami was chosen as the sixth city for an H&M in Florida is beyond me but I’m over that now because it’s finally here! Now let’s get to the good stuff!

When I first heard the grand opening was going to be happening early I called up the troops -you know, my girlfriends. Thankfully, my good friend Zunia was down for the adventure. We woke up Friday morning & headed out in the rain. Nothing was going to stop us! I figured we were at an advantage since most people work on Fridays & the rain would keep the weak ones away LOL.

Once we arrived (at 10am) I was in shock. Was no one really as crazy as me?! There were only 3 girls in line! We decided to hide from the rain for a bit while we plotted what we would be buying. Once 11am rolled around our hearts couldn’t take it. We went to stand in line & slowly but surely the crowds began to hover. The press was there, photographers galore, fashion bloggers, men, women, and even a few little kids were in line. Chad Ochocinco & Evelyn Lozada even got their shop on today; they didn’t have to wait in line though, obvs.

There was music, a pep squad, & even a countdown. Finally, we were let in! To my surprise everyone acted pretty civilized. I was having Black Friday flashbacks but everyone was great! I managed to grab a few (who am I kidding?), a ton of cute stuff & was ready to try them on until I realized it would take me at least an hour to get to the front of the fitting room line. I decided, what the heck? & got it all anyways. The employees made sure everyone knew returns & exchanges could be made up to 30 days from the purchase date which was great & saved us a lot of time. The store only has 3 tiny fitting rooms which was probably the biggest issue.

The temporary location is no where near the size of your typical H&M but it did the trick for now. It’s stocked with tons of bathing suits (all starting at $4.95), lots of beach cover-ups, maxi’s, shorts, tops & more all for great prices. I was surprised to find that the most expensive item I bought was my $34.95 wedges (which I’m completely in love with). I’m not sure if all H&M’s are offering these items but this store definitely has Miami written all over it!

Chad Ochocinco

Evelyn Lozada shopping

$34.95 wedges

$14.95 coral capris

$14.95 bathing suit

$24.95 cover-up dress

$4.95 bikini top & $17.95 chifon skirt

$12.95 clutch

All in all, it was a great success & Zunia & I were two very happpyyy campers!

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